Greg J: I have this recurring dream where it is finals week, and I realize I forgot to drop this class which I have not been attending. Now I must take the final, and I know nothing.
E: Me too! Or I dream I have a final but end up in the wrong room and can’t find the right room.
Dwaine: Likewise, but it is for a foreign language I can’t possibly learn in a few hours.
Greg J: Miss Masters Degree, how does it feel finally not to be in school? What's it like to be free to take a vacation in September?
Selma: Weird. Like I’m not supposed to be here.
Dwaine (onstage in soundcheck): Testing. Testing, One, two, three, four. Testing. Testing. Testing.
Greg (in lobby): Isn’t, “Testing, testing, testing,” kind of scary for students?
Greg J: We should ask them to use some other word, like, “pumpkins”.
E (also in soundcheck): “I don’t want a pickle, I just want to ride on my motor-cicle…”
Greg J: Now there is a guy who cares about kids.
Greg J: School starts Tuesday. Tell me something you don’t like and something you like about school.
Student One: I’m in classes with my friends. But not all my friends.
Student Two: I’m in a class with a girl I think has a crush on me.
Greg J: Is that a like or a not-like?
Student Two: It’s embarrassing.
Student One: Oh, and I’m not in a class with my enemy.